i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
i don’t go to parties!!!!!!!!!!!!! sad girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awkward . drink tea n books haha socially awk all kind of awk. never se x what is it what is bo yfriend lmao i sheousd jst be a lesbo!! also like cats
"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"
step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products
one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home
the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation
where’s the picture of that sugar we’re going down lyric video
do u realize how hard im laughing
season 17 of teen wolf:
danny is starting to think something odd is going on with his friends
youre not even a real fan. wheres your on/off button. wheres your fanning speed regulating switch
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
… Well I’ll be a son of a gun.
it’s getting to that time of the year where everybody isn’t quite sure if they should be wearing coats or not like you’ll see some people walking around in t-shirts and others wearing coats and scarves like nobody is really sure if it’s actually getting cold out or not
you kids with your “housetrapped” and your “doctor what” and your “extranatural”
I’m not even a person anymore I’m just stress and sadness
Edward Steichen portrait of Greta Garbo.